‘Goodnight, we will execute ‘plan assassinate' tomorrow at midday.'
What the duke and duchess didn't realize was that one of Mikeala's (A.K.A. Her royal player of music, ruler of mercury, general misfit, keeper of the leprechaun army and amuser of sorts) leprechauns was hiding behind a bush (as leprechauns do) and had heard every word of their conversation.
He immediately rushed up to his mistress's rooms in which she shared the company of the two Co-Majesties and Reeda (Her royal portrait painter, artist and keeper of the ultimate secret of the universe (or the only one of them that I can remember at the moment) The Beard Formula®!) For a late evening cup of tea (black with cherry blossoms) and a chat on how the negotiations with the kings and duke were going. As Reeda was just about to unveil a manga comic about the adventures of the co-Majesties so far, the leprechaun burst through space and time to arrive with a ‘pop' standing next to Mikeala.
Tom: Mam, I've just heard some very distressing news!
Mikeala: What Tom, What is it? Don't tell me your sisters in rehab again!
Tom: No mam, there another plot to assassinate the co-Majesties and kings!
Mikeala: Is it the Duke and Duchess again?
Tom: Yes, I do believe so, they are going to hire ninjas.
Mikeala: That's fine Tom, Thank you. You may depart.
Tom: Au revoir Madame!
Mikeala: Leprechauns are Irish Tom, not French.
Tom: Right yarr der. be seein ye!
‘Mikeala turns around to the rest of the gathering.'
Mikeala: It seems we have a small situation; Duke and Duchess are plotting to kill ye again.
Meghan: Well their plan can't be much worse than the one Conor came up with today, Hiring Adam to guard the palace, Can you imagine?
Kim: Yep, sure can, and it ain't pretty… Kayla, did Tom tell you how they were planning to kill us?
Mikeala: They're hiring Ninjas apparently.
Reeda: That shouldn't be much of a bother, aren't your hit-frogs trained in every martial art in the world (see Meghan's sent folder for details)?
Meghan: Yes, but I think we should come up with a cunning plan to make them think that they are winning and then crush them *Laughs evilly for a while*!
Kim: Yes Meghan, we should, but perhaps without as much malice as you seem to intend…
Mikeala: in deed it is a very good plan, but I think that it will not be of much use now.
Meghan: Why ever not!
Mikeala: Tom just popped in to say that the duchess is hiding in the en-suite and she has heard every thing we've said within the past 7 minutes.
Meghan: Ohh…
Kim: Indeed, how ever there will probably be no need for it now as they shant dare attack us now they know that we know that they are going to attempt to kill us.
Reeda: Yes, a wise deduction Kim, unless of coarse that they know we know that they are going to kill us and are confident that we shall not stop them as they overheard are lat bit of conversation about us not stopping them…
Kim: you make a very good point there Reeda… Mikeala?
Mikeala: Don't worry, when Tom came to tell me that Lorna was watching he had dispatched a team to deal with her and any other spying devices, they reported to me a few minutes ago, all safe and secure!
Meghan: that's a relief! Alright, next order of business, Kim's very happy expression…
Meanwhile in the boys side of the castle/palace…
David: *sighs contentedly*
Conor: If you start on about Kim I will kick your shins in.
David: *smiles at wall*
Conor: Ok, maybe not, I might regret it…
David: *continues staring adoringly at wall*
Conor: You are really starting to scare me. Are you okay?
David: *nods head slowly whilst continuing to stare at wall*
Conor: I'm going to get you something to get you out of that trance, a laser might do it… (shouts) Adam!
In the Kitchen…
Conor: Adam! Adam! F**k it Adam, I need a laser!
(Adam jumps out of fridge)
Adam: Hello Conor.
Conor: You got any lasers?
Adam: No, but if your looking for something to get David out of his trance I suggest putting Kim in his line of sight.
Conor: and why would that work?
Adam: because he'll focus on Kim instead of the wall.
Conor: And…
Adam: He'd come out of trance.
Conor: Adam.
Adam: What?
Conor: Go back into your fridge.
Adam: Fine, but just you see, I'll get my own back.
Conor: you do that.
Adam: I will.
Back in the lounge (where the original conversation took place)
*David is now sitting on the bed strumming his guitar and humming quietly to himself*
Conor: Here David, David, David… Look at the laser, come on! Look a shiny green laser (This device as you may have already may have guessed, was not a laser it was infact a moldy piece of cheese, but David, in his love struck state of mind did not realize this, for the minute anyways)
*David looks at cheese*
David: Dude that isn't a laser.
Conor: I realize.
In Mikeala's room…
Girls in chorus: *giggle*
Kim: *whispers*
Girls in chorus: Awhhh!
Kim: *whispers*
Girls in chorus: How cute!
*door bangs open*
Adam: Girls.
Girls: Adam.
Adam: A package arrived today.
Kim: and?
Adam: after a thorough search, I found a small device that could pose a threat to you.
Mikeala: And?
Adam: I destroyed it.
Reeda: Which the box or the device?
Adam: the device. And then the box.
Meghan: and what pray tell was in the box?
Adam: Shoes.
Kim: not the venation ones!
Adam: did I say shoes I meant flowers…
Mikeala: Did you happen to see who sent them before you destroyed them?
Adam: Yes they were form a ‘Tadgh'
*Meghan prods Mikeala*
*Adam smirks*
Adam: Goodbye girls.
Girls: Goodbye Adam.
…
‘Whispering and giggling resumes'
Meanwhile, in the dungeons…
Duke: Told you we should have gone with the swimming pool of flesh-eating insects…
Lorna: And how exactly would that have stopped Mikeala's leprechaun from over hearing us?
Duke: That's not the point.
Lorna: then shut up about the flesh-eating bug already!
Duke: fine…
…
Lorna: How were we supposed to know that leprechauns even existed…
…
Duke: Can't you shut up for even one minute?