Lorna: ‘Oh S**t!!’
Meghan: ‘Lorna, your hand!’
Kim: ‘We don’t have time right now Meghan..!’
Meghan: ‘Foul language should be dealt with accordingly’
Lorna: ‘Look we don’t have the f***ing time, lets get out of here!
Meghan: ‘That’s two slaps!’
Lorna: ‘Look you know that I refuse every time, so don’t bother saying it!’
Kim: ‘Will the both of ye just stop it! We’re in the middle of a crowd of Giant Ants! Can
we please just get along until we get out of here?’
This comment form Her Co.m~Kim set them straight. The Ladies, the two Royal Co.M’s Meghan and Kim and Her Royal Duchess Lorna were all well equipped with Weapons. Meghan had both her samurai swords and her trusty laser gun (in its holster), Lorna had both of her scythes and a bow with arrows, and Kim had ninja stars, her sword and her laser gun.
Meghan: ‘Its times like this when I wish that the lads were here.’
Kim and Lorna: ‘You mean Cillian?’
Meghan: ‘… Shut up….’
Kim: ‘Should we let them live?’
Lorna: ‘No! Lets kill the little B*****ds!’
Meghan: ‘I’m not going to waste my breath.’
Kim: ‘On the count of three. One. Two-‘
But Lorna had already lost it and was ploughing ahead. Kim and Meghan looked at each other, shrugged, and started hacking their way through the Giant crowd of Giant Ants…
Eventually when they were done, they mounted their steeds (riding side-saddle of course) and went home. Back, in good old Murder House.
Kim: ‘Oh no.’
Meghan: ‘What?’
Kim: ‘One of the prisoners has escaped.’
Lorna: ‘Do we even know who the prisoner is?’
Kim: ‘Actually…No. The Hit-frogs just told us that they caught someone to do with the raids in
the Eastern Forest.
Lorna: ‘Keep your weapons handy girls, there’s a prisoner on the loose!’
Meghan: ‘Lorna, we know. Kim just told us.’
Lorna: ‘I was just saying it for dramatic effect…’
Kim: ‘Lets just calm down. We’ll be fine.’
Lorna: ‘Damn straight, I’ll kick their ass!’
Kim: ‘Okay Lorna you do that if you want. Now, how about we met for dinner in half an hour
after we freshen ourselves up?’
Meghan: ‘Sounds like a plan.’
Lorna: ‘Indeed.’
The ladies all went their separate ways. As Meghan was walking down the hall to her room she saw David -Kind One-, standing as still as a statue.
Meghan: ‘Hey David.’
David: ‘Dammit! You saw me!’
He resumed his initial state of being a statue.
Lorna came running towards Meghan, panting, trying to catch her breath.
Meghan: ‘Hey Lorna, you okay?’
Lorna: ‘Need some of your white eye-liner, is that okay?
Meghan: ‘Sure, let’s get some now.’
Lorna: ‘Oh, Hi David.’
David: ‘God dammit! How did you see me?’
Lorna: ‘Well considering your wearing all black and your standing in a bright green hallway.’
David: ‘……..so?!’
Meghan: ‘Anyways, were having dinner now and I would invite you along but you seem to be
kinda busy.’
David: ‘Nah, thanks but, I have to get back to Duke in the vent.’
Lorna: ‘Okay then we’ll see you later. Be Excellent!’
David: ‘Party on!’
As David crawled back into the vent, Meghan and Lorna walked into Meghan’s living quarters.
Meghan: ‘So who are you bringing to the Masquerade Ball?
Lorna: ‘Haven’t decided yet, I’ll probably end up going by myself.’
Meghan: ‘Oh. Okies…’
Lorna: ‘Don’t look so smug faced just because you have a Boy friend!’
Meghan: ‘Meh, I’m happy.’
*Enter Kim*
Kim: ‘What’s taking ye so long? The food is on the table!’
Meghan: ‘We were just discussing the Masquerade Ball, that’s all.’
Lorna: ‘Hey that rhymes!’
*Meghan and Kim briefly exchange looks*
Kim: ‘Well anyways, what were ye talking about?’
Meghan: ‘Who we’re bringing…’
Kim: ‘She was being all smug faced about Cillian, wasn’t she?’
Lorna: ‘Yup.’
Meghan: ‘Moving swiftly onward….. Did you hear that noise?’
Kim: ‘Meghan, don’t try and change the subject.’
Meghan: ‘No, I’m serious, I heard a noise….
Lorna: ‘I think I may have heard it too…’
Suddenly, the roof of the ceiling fell, along with it was David and Andrew -Duke- and among them were a couple of other guys.
Meghan, Kim and Lorna: ‘WTF?!?!’