King too was getting very fed up of King one's smug face. He was in love. After a very long wait in jail, (they were arrested for the disturbing of world peace, on world peace day!!!) they were bailed out by Adam, and they got to go back to the calace. King too entered into king ones room to find out if they should make an adjustment (mockery) on a Tenacious D song because he found (yet another) new one that they haven't heard of.
King too enters the room…………
King too: ‘David, are you in here?'
King too gazes upon the room in horror. The curtains were open and there were no dirty clothes on the floor, but the one thing that struck King too the most was, the BED WAS MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He ran out of the room and went into the bathroom and splashed water on his face, trying to imagine it was all a daydream.
Meanwhile at the other side of the calace the co-majesties and Duchess were busy in the art room (designing dresses no doubt) when co-m. Meghan went out of the room to 'find some water colour pencils', when there came loud explosion from the next room.
Co-m. Kim: ‘Meghan? Did you keep your laser-gun in its holster?'
Co-m. Meghan: *mumble……*
Co-m. Kim: ‘What was that? Don't lie to me!'
Co-m. Meghan: ‘You guys didn't like this bathroom too much, did ye?'
Co-m. Kim: ‘What are we going to do with her?'
Duchess: ‘I honestly don't know.'
Co-m. Kim: ‘Have you heard from Steven lately?'
Duchess: ‘No. He is somewhere in jail I assume.'
Co-m. Kim: ‘I'm going for a walk with David. I'll see you guys later.'
Ten minutes later……… (Meghan is sitting in her chair again after a very long ten minutes of trying to get her hair at one even length again, because her hair was all singed.)
The door opened and King too had arrived. He looked very shocked and pale.
(Probably from running all the way across the calace. It is a very big calace.)
King too: ‘Have you guys seen David anywhere?'
Duchess: ‘He left with Kim about ten minutes ago, why?'
King too: ‘Ok. Be prepared for the shock of your life. David's room was tidy!'
Duchess: ‘Do you really expect us to believe you? It is completely and utterly impossible.'
King too: ‘Ya, I do expect you to believe me. Is that a problem?'
But the duchess wasn't listening; she had lost interest in the conversation.
King too whispers to co-m. Meghan.
King too: ‘Why does she looked so depressed?'
Co-m. Meghan: ‘She's been like this all day, we cant explain it.'
King too: ‘Well that's her problem and yours. You talk to her you're a girl aren't you?'
Co-m. Meghan: ‘Have you only noticed?'
King too: ‘You know what I mean. Talk to her; she looks up to you.'
Co-m. Meghan: ‘Oh ya.'
Duchess: ‘Guys I may be staring out the window but I still have ears and considering that Meghan is sitting next to me, I think it will take a bit more than whispering to fool me.'
Long, silent pause……………………………………………………………………………
Duchess: ‘ I'll see you guys later, Duke and I have to go negotiate with the dragons on the east side of Romania, so we wont be back till tomorrow. Tell the stable boy we are taking two horses with us and that I am taking Titan with me.'
Co-m. Meghan: ‘If you see Kim and David on your way tell them that we have to meet in a few hours to discuss the new flavor for mcd's hot sauce.'
Duchess: ‘Do you need us to stay and help?
Co-m. Meghan: ‘No. we need to be on good terms with the dragons. We will e-mail you every thing.'
Duchess: ‘Ok then, do you know where Duke is?'
King too: ‘Ya, he is in the TV room.'
Duchess: ‘Ok I'll see you guys tomorrow. Good luck with the sauce ideas.'
With that, the duchess exited out of the room and her co-m. Meghan continued drawing and king too exited to his room to wait for David to come back from his walk with her co-m. Kim.
Co-m. Kim: ‘So, what are we going to do about our energy problem?'
King one: ‘What energy problem?'
Co-m. Kim: ‘You know, the one that we have that the health and safety department keep sending us letters about.'
King one: ‘Oh ya, that one. We should just build a nuclear power plant.'
Co-m. Kim: ‘Why? It's going to be really nasty if it spills over.'
King one: ‘But it's a clean source of energy, it doesn't let out any carbon dioxide.'
Her co-m. Kim had a puzzled look on her face as she heard king one speaking.
King one: ‘What? I was actually listening in geography. I found it quite interesting.'
Her co-m. Kim had an even more puzzled look on her face this time.
King one: ‘Ok, I was actually imagining Conor running around the power plant sniffing the uranium and he would grow like tentacles or something and he would have these glowing greenish- yellowish eyes.'
Co-m. Kim: ‘That would be really funny if it happened.
They were both silent for a moment, but King one broke the silence.
King one: ‘Lets build a nuclear power plant anyway.'
Co-m. Kim: ‘Lets.'
King one: ‘Cool.'
Co-m. Kim: ‘Cool.'
Out at the east side of Romania the Duke and Duchess were both riding on their horses (the Duchess riding side saddle of course) when they met the high king dragon, Trevor (he is a very modern dragon).
Trevor: ‘Hey guys!!! Keep riding, I'll meet you at the gathering chamber.'
Duke: ‘Ok see you there.'
After riding into the chamber the duke and duchess sat down comfortably into the chairs that were given.
Trevor: ‘So guys, how are things going with the hit-frogs and leprechauns?'
Duke: ‘It's going fine but our army is a bit short of creatures and such, so we were hoping that you could give us a hand during the war? That is, if your not doing anything else. If we are going to take over the world we need to do it properly.'
Trevor: ‘I though that we were taking over the world on the same terms? Wasn't that the plan? '
Duke: ‘Well you'll have to take that up with the co-majesties. The kings and I are going to the plant Halen, so ask them about it.'
Duchess: ‘So I will talk it over with the co-majesties and I'll be in contact.'
Trevor: ‘Ok. That sounds fair enough. Have a safe journey home, or do you want to stop here for the night?'
Duchess: ‘That's very kind of you to offer but we must be going. The others are discussing a new idea for mcd's so we better get back and help. It was a pleasure seeing you again.'
Trevor: ‘Same here and when we decide on the taking over thing we can talk about the army situation and if the others ask we are on good terms.'
Duke: ‘Thanks that means a lot. Later.'
Trevor: ‘Later.
With that, the duke and duchess exited, mounted their horses and rode off in the direction of the calace.
Meanwhile King one and her co-m. Kim had arrived back at the calace. King too ran over to King one.
King too: ‘David can I talk to you for a second?'
King one: ‘Ok.'
King too: ‘David can I ask you something?'
King one: ‘Yeah.'
King too: ‘Why did you tidy your room?! ? ! ?'
King one: ‘What?! ?! Are you being funny or something, you know very well that I would NOT tidy my own room!!! ?'
King too: ‘Then who did?'
Both kings looked at each other in amazement and both had the same idea………… fire the new maid.
King one: ‘Ok guys, what are we going to do about this hot sauce idea? I'm getting a bit feed up of chili what do ye think?'
Everyone nodded in agreement. They were getting a bit feed up with the old ideas anyway. Just then both the duke and duchess entered into the room, sat down and addressed the subject of the dragons.
Duchess: ‘What are you going to do about the dragons? The have found out what you are going to do about taking over the world and that you are not including them.'
Duke: ‘Yup.'
Co-m. Meghan: ‘I'll think about it tomorrow.'
Co-m. Kim: ‘Me and David were talking about the energy problem and we've come up with an alternative to using coal and gas and what not. How about a nuclear-power plant?'
King too: ‘First of all it's David and I and second of all I agree with you on the idea.
King one: ‘Are we all in agreement then? (Everyone nodes heads in agreement)
Ok then that's what we will do.'
Co-m. Meghan: ‘How are we going to afford this?'
Duchess: ‘lets hold a fund-raiser like……………… masquerade- ball!!!'
Co-m. Meghan: '...'
King one: ‘So are we all in agreement then? (Everyone nodes in agreement)
Lets have a masquerade- ball.'
Co-m. Kim: ‘Lets.'
*Note. This story does not acuratly portray the opinions that Her Co-Majesty Meghan holds on nuclear power.